As a gay unicorn in heels, I must confess that it never occurred to me that it might look a bit odd from behind during coitus. Perhaps this explains my boy's preoccupation with face to face sex, he needs to see boobs to verify my gender. HAH! (Although at the same time, I am now rather relieved that he does not insist upon doggy style, if I do indeed look boyish from behind. It seems he is not gay, just European.)

Meanwhile Tarq, should you find yourself in this position again, just reach around her to feel for boobs. Um, one hand at a time. No girl likes to have a man collapse on top of her mid-act.

While I do not believe that deodorant or antiperspirant causes cancer, if you are worried about it, I'm sure you can find an all natural version at the same store your bright spark frequents. I have no faith that these will work, mind you, but you could always do a scientific test as to how fast they will fail and post your results.