Bad enough we're down two defensemen, it'd be nice if the goddam zebras didn't make things harder.

I don't like to bitch about the refs because I think they usually do a pretty good job (and bitching sounds an awful lot like whining), but that call on Hatcher for standing Malkin up on Sunday was ridiculous. If defensemen can't do that, why are they even on the ice? Briere spent the whole day gettin' mugged and he didn't draw a single penalty.

I hear Pens fans are trying to put a Crosby jersey on the Rocky statue. I'm generally a pacifist, but see nothing wrong with Flyer fans doing what's necessary to prevent this from happening. I'm sure Big Vinnie and Joey the Mooch and Mikey Fingers will be completely discreet and reserved in their defense of the Italian Stallion.