It is my intention to get arrested for disturbing the peace or even criminial mischief. Nothing says I had a good time like a night in jail or a whopping fine.

My mom's mom once got a ticket for dancing on the roof a car. I think if was her 50th b-day.

I have never understood women who fret over getting older. I think the ones that do must not have had anything going for them when they were young and unwrinkled, except that they were young and unwrinkled.