Oh yes indeedy, my dear Messy. On point again.
1 - "The second that you subject your kids to that, you are no better than he is." Yeppers! What a twathead, huh?
#2 - "Listen, kiddo, this falls squarely into the poll I did this week. These
are NOT the best years of your life. That's all right, because things
are only going to improve." Oh, you big goddamn softie. You just wanna give a hug and kiss and make it better. No wonder we love you. You bitchslap with oven mitts on sometimes, huh?
#3 - "That's why I'm going to err on the side of the politic answer here."
Hehehehehheh.
Hehehehehahhahahahoohaoooaahahahhhahha!
HAHHAHHHOAHOOAHOHOHOOOHOOOHHAHAHHA!!!
Uh, sorry.
(But...you didn't err, Messy!)
Hehehehehe.
#4 - "...the biggest problem in your life is that people notice when you wear a skirt?" Nah! I have a theory. Slate planted THIS gem, like most others, for a reason. And the reason is so all the guys in the fray could mention that they'd be happy to fuck this little tarty little harlot ragged-senseless in her cute little skirt while offering our sanguine, sagacious responses, all the better to not notice the "ping" of phony Cheezwiz hogfeathered crap-o-la they foist on us by way of "letters" off the bow...
It's just a theaory, see.
Good to read your by-line and find you in such fine fettle, you happy little minx. Tidings to cousin, you, and all of yours!
Schuyler The Cat.
