Well, suprise! again--Prudie isn't a man. You know how men complain about not knowing what women want? A lot of the time women don't really know what men want. I'm a woman. I've tried to "understand" men--and I've done it at least well enough to marry one--but in the end I'll probably never "get" them completely.

Maybe if a dude was writing this column, you'd get the responses you want. How about lightening up a bit?

That being said, if anyone that I was dating grilled me that much about my personal life, that would be the end of it.