...but not in a brown tuxedo, sorry. It will look cool now, but it's tomorrow's joke. Wear your colored tuxes to prom instead. Because unlike wedding pictures, which one would hopefully want to display for years, prom pics have a shelf life of one year.

Related observation: why is it that the people who blindly dive into the latest trends are the ones who are so sure they know how to dress everyone else? This is why I think the letter is fo' reals.