exactly, and I did consider that it might be an elaborate scam. But I asked myself this:

Which is the sicker person? The schizo who obsessively posts about his tympanums, hour upon hour? Or the diabolically clever genius who devises an elaborate plan to make everyone think he's a schizo who obsessively posts about his tympanums, hour upon hour?

I just can't split that hair.

Yeah, I'm not crazy. I just spent the last four days making people think I'm crazy. Brilliant.