Father Guido Sarducci, who once said "If you no playa the game, you no maka da rules".

Why should Hitch care what the Pope or Catholics think. He thinks it's all nonsense anyway. For someone who does not believe in God or religion, CHRISTopher sure does spend a lot of time bloviating about it.

Lighten up, and have another drink. It will help you take your mind off of standing on the precipice of the eternity of death, and the universe of nothingness that awaits you.

Man, what am I saying, I need to lighten up. Pass the bottle.