Exactly.

Because everyone knows that sports fans in general and SI readers in particular are possessed of the wisdom and ability to connect the dots between James' size and the position he plays. No doubt they're performing a similar analysis of Bundchen's figure and the position she plays. Oh wait...

Well, but for sure fashion book readers in general and Vogue readers in particular are too dense to be simply admiring the aesthetic physiques of two beautiful, talented people at the top of their game. Because obviously they're RACISTS, you see?

I, for one, am mighty damn tired of some damn fool looking for racism behind every damn tree.