My first thought when I saw this article? Gisele Bunchen is a lucky girl.

First, she dates Leonardo for freakin ever. Now she's with some loser of a baby daddy football player, Tom Brady. Yawn. Now she's posing with LeBron James?! Not fair!!

She's not even that pretty!!

When I heard all the racial questions, I thought, well, what else do you expect from a magazine that still features fur in their pages? Class?