I'm sure I can count on zero gloved mouse hands the number of homeless people helped *within* Celebration's town limits.

Despite what is inferred, providing free dentistry to Orlando's less fortunate doesn't make your home town any more inclusive. Instead of letting things evolve naturally, Disney cherry picked the most appealing aspects and threw them together next to an unnatural lake for people who want to spend 50+ weeks a year in their own Mickey Mouse Club.

M-I-C... See you really soon, assuming you have a job that pays at least 3x minimum wage, you have an affinity for keeping your yard perfect, and share our tastes in window treatments.

K-E-Y.... Why? Because elitism is swell! And it keeps "those people" out of Our Town. We don't want them to ruin our celebration of ife without them.

M-O-U-S-E