I don't know of a cure but the following combination of chemicals will certainly mask the symptoms. Fiorinal (prescribed mostly for migraines) is a combination of butalbitol (very mild barbiturate) aspirin and caffeine. Hydrocodone or Oxycodone. Tetrahydrocannibinol. Wash it all down with several gallons of cold water. A combination of these drugs for headache, bodyache, and nausea will put you back on track in 20 to 30 minutes. Of course if you can't just go back to bed you're going to want 5 to 15mg of time release Dexedrine. For the sake of the rest of us, take a taxi to work and don't let anybody have any of your blood for at least a month.