I lit up some exotic incense, used a large piece of chalk to paint a pentagram on the floor, sat in the center, invoked the name of Ender (backwards, of course - bears a vague similarity to the pronunciation of "rundeep", which I'm sure is entirely coincidental. Or is it?) and sprinkled a little of my own blood over the keyboard while simultaneously hitting the "submit" button.

It's a little less obnoxious than what I had to do to get around the sign-in problem with the old fray. You know, the "sacrifices" we make (and all that).