My great-great grandparents came across the plains in wagons and all that. I don't have to prove my Mormon credentials -- Mormonism and I go way back. I grew up thinking there were two presidents -- the President of the United States and the President of the Church -- meaning the President of the World. The second was obviously the more important. And all I have to say about this discussion is -- what a mess! Do people believe strange and untrue things about Mormonism -- absolutely. Does that mean there aren't real problems with Mormons holding political power, especially with a Mormon president? Tell me you're kidding, please tell me you're kidding.
The fact so many Mormons on this board can't face those problems thoughtfully, with equanimity, is proof positive this religion is not ready for prime time. Instead Mormons get all huffy. "I was educated at Cambridge and La Sorbonne!" Well fine. Native Americans did not descend from Jews who came here on rafts, no matter where you were educated. Is it asking to much to expect a president to know where the First Nations on this continent came from? I don't think that's too high a bar myself. I'm in the Salt Lake area so I can tell you from reading the local paper (owned by the LDS Church) that the Mormons are already rubbing their hands in glee over all the people who will convert to the Mormon religion once the president is LDS. In short, they are already in violation of the First Amendment! As the LDS deeply do not get the First Amendment, that's hardly surprising. There is no room in the First Amendment for one true chuch, all others being inspired by the devil, no room, in short, for Mormonism.
Mormons need to deal with it -- everything -- their checkered past, their lack of respect for others' beliefs, their past of institutionalized racism and their present of institutionalized misogyny -- instead of retreating to their old standbys of self-pity and persecution complex. Oh please. People have very legitimate concerns here. The Romney campaign I've heard so far is vote for Mitt because he's honest (because he's a Mormon) and because he has strong family values (because he's a Mormon), but don't refuse to vote for him because he's a Mormon because that would be -- like -- prejudiced, man!
People have the right to ask what Mitt is because he's a Mormon, as they are being to asked to vote for him because he's a Mormon, whether that's stated openly or not. They have the right to ask if Mitt is honest just because he's a Mormon. Why should we assume he's honest because he belongs to a church that has been chronically, provably dishonest? The paper trail is long, guys, and I've followed it -- so don't try that pose with me.
I also think we have the right to ask if Mitt believes in "strong families" or if he believes in entitled, privileged patriarchs and silenced, second-class wives and children.
At LDS Conference last spring, when "the prophets" speak and what is doled out is indisputable doctrine, it was announced that wives are their husbands' "most valuable possessions." We have the right to ask if poor Ann is Mitt's most "valuable possession" -- or was that the Irish Setter on the roof of the car? Wives as "possessions"? Valuable or otherwise? Is this because Mormon men are being denied their very own "nigga'" slaves by being born in these wicked latter-days? And then Mormons kick up all this fuss that they are considered, well, a little old-fashioned. Wives as possessions wouldn't pass as "revelation" in the 16th century!
The Mormons aren't a political animal? Even though it was the Mormon Church that defeated the Equal Rights Amendment? Still lying through our teeth, are we? The Mormon Church announced that giving me full and equal legal status would destroy the family. Do you really think I'm going to just shine that on? I don't want to vote for a Mormon male for president! I feel like such a terrible bigot! I dunno. Maybe your "most valuable possessions" buy right into that stuff. But I don't. I'll campaign against a Mormon president -- proudly.
I find the whole tone of Mormons on this board either uninformed or dishonest. The temple ceremonies are weird and off-putting. Why not just admit it? It's disingenuous, to say the very least, to claim the vow to give one's all to the Mormon Church just doesn't apply somehow if the guy becomes president. The problem with Mountain Meadow Massacre, as the with break-in at the Watergate, wasn't so much the incident -- it's the cover-up -- which continues to this day. I was told when I was growing up that the Indians did it, and only those wicked anti-s claimed Mormons did it! If the world hadn't been presented with a mountain of evidence to the contrary, that's the position the Church would take to this day. And there has been no soulful, genuine apology. And compared to the temples they build to their own glory, the monument they have left to those who died at the hands of Mormons' hatred of the world outside Mormonism is paltry and pitiful. Surely so wealthy a church could afford better.
Speaking of being a wealthy church, people have the right to ask -- what's in it (a Mormon president) for the Mormon Church? Ah, there, truly, is the rub. I'm afraid there is very much "in it" for LDS Inc. Power. Even more money. Sweetheart deals everywhere for an institution very much about storing up here on earth and not so much in heaven.
And that is the article I would like Slate to write. Start with an interview with Barry Lynn, author of Piety and Politics. Build from there. When you can count the ways the Mormon Church will profit from a Mormon president, you will have found the real story in Mitt's Mormonism.