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You're sorry.
by catnapping
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Without naming nicks...there are two posters on this forum whose real lives are so pathetic that their only claim to relevance is the number of responses they receive for their top posts. As someone whose real life is not so hot these days, I'd like to address them both. I'm doing so in first person, because I'm not going to pretend that I'm speaking for anyone but myself:

Neither of you has written anything worth reading. I mean absolutely nothing. I'm sorry, but there it is. And you both must be quite aware...why else would you spend so many hours spamming and ranting?

I can't decide whether I should humor you or shun you. I know for a fact that people like you do go away if they are ignored. But if this is all you've got...do I have an obligation to continue acknowledging you?

What if my written responses and ratings to your absurd top posts is all you have to convince yourselves that you actually matter? If I ignore you, do I send you off to a warm tub and straight razor?

Am I enabling you, or am I saving your life? If ignored, will you finally seek help, and find some purpose in your meat life, or is this actually all you have left?

I believe that given my particular medical problems, I'm in a unique position to address this. Stringing two sentences together is becoming more and more difficult for me...one funny little turn...movements of my own or of others around me...and my equilibrium is shot...for hours or even days. When I'm in such episodes, even remember the names of common items becomes difficult. And these episodes are occuring with greater frequency.

When this happens, I try not to post. And as my friends will attest, I rarely risk emailing.

Now if I can figure out that my posts are gonna be crap, why can't you? And if I can find something else to pass my time with, why can't you?

Can it be that the BOF has become your last refuge? Please try to find something else. Even if it's Googling Images...or watching the TV. Don't let our last impression of you be that you were an ass.

(irony noted)

Cat.......
by posterformerlyknownasnamvet59

I know this was not your intent...but I have to say that I find your posts here to be somewhat of a bright spot in an otherwise stagnant swamp of warm, wet, gooey shit

Re: Cat.......
by NickD
And here all along I thought that odor was coming from the old pizza boxes on top of the credenza.
Re: Cat.......
by posterformerlyknownasnamvet59
I guess you was wrong!
Re: You're sorry.
by NickD

Well this illiterate poster has proven he will not go away whether anyone responds to him or not. Even the up and coming snot nosed kids who want my job can't figure out how to get rid of me.

I was unaware of health problems for you. We have shared few conversational moments but you have always been gracious and polite towards me. I wish you best, and if possible a full and speedy recovery.

Your last sentence should be a sermon for all whether they are Internet posters or not.

Re: You're sorry.
by JackDallas

Why she has not been banned is one of the great Fray mysteries (the BOTF would be better without her). As for the other one, we are just going to have to agree to disagree. I like him and I think the BOTF would be worse without him.

Jack

Re: You're sorry.
by WhistleHowl

Okay, I'll bite. Who is supposed to be gettong banned now according to you and the catnapster and why? If it has anything to do with denny stalking , isn't she a he? If it has to do with the one of several cat loves to stalk, why again should she be banned? Who is the she? And who the he?

The top post seems kind of well, cryptic.

Re: You're sorry.
by WhistleHowl

Nevermind, on the he. I just figured out it's Gatewood cat is after now. Am I right?
Oh, lucky Gatewood! If cat has him in her sights that ensures he'll be around no matter what he posts. Seems the more catnapping complains to Slate about someone, the more they keep the posters she hates around. That seems to solve the mystery as to why those she goes after never get banned. They seem to figure if she hates them they must have something good going for them.

Re: You're sorry.
by LaurieAnnM
Crazy. Just wild ,man. Dang! lol.
Re: You're sorry.
by friday13
I am sorry to hear that you are not well. You have my best wishes.
Again, I apologize.
by greeneggsnham

"I can't decide whether I should humor you or shun you."

You should humor me and shun whoever the other guy is.

Re: Again, I apologize.
by biteoftheweek

You are hardly the imbecilic asshole justoffal is.

And you just don't seem to have the neediness that gatewood does.

Re: Again, I apologize.
by greeneggsnham
You need to talk to my relatives, wife and co-workers, they'll set you straight.
BSing, you ain't.
by Zeus-Boy

Dumb motherfucker!

Sorry
by greeneggsnham
I mewant, "You need to talk to my parents, wife, co-workers, and Zeus-Boy, they'll set you..etc...etc
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