Bill Clinton: "Make Sure Your Girlfriend Doesn't Know Linda Tripp"
Geena Davis: "Cutthroat Island. 'Nuff Said"
James Franco: "I Truly Thought Annapolis Would Get Me A Golden Globe"
Bobby Jindal: My 2009 State of the Union Rebuttal
Colin Powell: "OK, There Were No Weapons"
Dan Rather: "Don't Walk off the Set"
Elie Wiesel: "Don't Invest with Bernie Madoff."

LMAO. See, now that is a list of speech topics worth hearing. Much better than the old guy we had speak at my commencement (some poet laureate who's name I can't remember from Ireland). According to my father, it was a very political speech (you know Pro-IRA, etc.). I was too busy playing with the beach balls someone had bouncing around over the crowd of graduates, snapping photos, and cracking jokes with my friends to even care what this guy said. I think most graduates are just happy to graduate and want to get their diplomas and go party. I seriously doubt most pay any attention to the commencement speakers.