If you need to know how to cook a crawfish, I'm your guy.

You may call me M2. Everyone else does.

just clicking on that link took every bit of RAM my poor little pooter could muster.

Please refrain from using the word "pooter" to reference your computer. It makes it sound dirty.

What are you trying to do to the poor baby, MR? No one should be directed to the "Hell Thread" except for punishment and he hasn't been here long enuf for that. Start him in BB just as a warm up.

Thx...that thing will never disappear! What's the current total? (I can't bear to look at it again)

That all of the respondents have so far been from Best of the Fray, of which I am undisputed vaguely hand-waving constitutionally-hemmed monarch. This despite the rather gauche gesture of giving a checkie to elevate this top-post to the front page. Surely there are other people without lives, but apparently none so civic-minded as we happy few on the BOTF.

Beware, sir! BOTF is a tar-baby, or to be more PC, a pitcher-plant. As the late, great Ender once said, it is a useful source of Institutional Knowledge. But it's too easy to get sucked in and hang around there. Use it, but keep it at a barge-pole's distance. An enormous time-waster. And hardly a representative cross-section.

from you, and from Urq, too.

I note that I do not appear at all in that thread. I suspect it's because I had already gone off in a snit after gypsy (now electric fence) was mean to me. Alas, there are other examples of my pathology around, should a demonstration become necessary.

Note to Jeremy: we of BOTF are legends in our own minds, and quite eager to draft you in service of our collective delusion. Resist.

sorry dude

We still claim you as one of ours. Despite your odd zip code.

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I will pray for you.

Welcome aboard. I hope my occasional use of the Cluster F Bomb and frequent dances on the line between satire and flamebait doesn't bother you too much. I'm also in agreement that you need a better handle than "JeremyTheModerator", may I recommend Robespierre or Stormtrooper or Wynonna's Big Brown Beaver?

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Nah - doesn't quite cut it, does it?

Welcome to the fray and please stay behind the glass screens when visiting some of the boards and watch where you step.