Masturbation is fun, if otherwise pointless. And I have to tell you, I love being an academic for a living. I get paid to do stuff I would do for free. Please don't tell anyone.

I'd also love to get paid for rubbishing the History Channel.

What I can't entirely get behind is being a serial murderer. That is of what I stand accused. Sort of need to start with one. At least/

...a brilliant man (despite the fact that he shares your questionable political leanings) does exactly that. He gets paid a reasonably good sum of money to drive around the country and dig through the diaries and journals of long-dead folks, then arrange their thoughts into coherent form. The only drawback is that the University requires him to spend several hours each week standing in front of a room talking about a subject he loves to talk about. In the course of his lectures, he takes a great deal of pleasure in ripping the History Channel.

That is obvious and plain I well remember Imus saying once that, at any occssion where he was familiar with events, the news always got it wrong.

So is it with me. I clearly need to kill somebody, but nobody's cooperating. I feel like Cartman.

...or something.

You get paid for playing with yourself??

Jack

Almost exclusively white.

I guess it depends on what you mean by "playing with myself."

when I graduate from being a hobbyist to a professional.

I forger - does this disqualify one for the Olympics, or did the US abandon the pretext of amateur sports?

Look down there--although the joke's not really worth the trouble.

where I dump my deamons, so they don't interfere with my life.

biteoftheweek:

where I dump my deamons, so they don't interfere with my life.

Odd, because it's where I dump my life, so it doesn't interfere with my demons.

The demons may not be more fun, but they make for better stories.

great

Now I can't fix the spelling error.

With extra vellocet.

a tolchuck in the yarbles.