Muslim Brotherhood: Kanye's a Jackass
by
Urquhart
11/06/2009, 10:50 AM #
Well, that's what they implied, anyway, by hatin on Beyonce.
She's set to appear in Cairo or Alexandria or somewhere, and the brothers are concerned that entirely too much of her may appear. In an obvious effort to help her sell tickets, they have touted the show as an:
"insolent sex party" that threatens the Muslim nation's "social peace and stability."
Cause Muslims are widely known across the world for social peace and stability.
And they hate insolent sex parties. Egypt is one step ahead of Malaysia, however.
Malaysia requires female artists to cover up from the shoulders to the knees and bans any showing of cleavage.
Which sort of defeats the purpose of having female artists in the first place.
In other news of outrageous dissing of beloved figures, the unemployment rate continues to mess with Joe Biden, against the President's strict orders. Over 10% in October, and the chief WH economic advisor (Christina Romer, who has been barred from showing cleavage), says we've already felt the significant impact of the Stimulus.
Asked for comment, Mr West described the Stimulus as "the greatest of all time".