...that those irresponsible folks at the U.N. permitted FRAUDULENT ELECTIONS to take place in Afghanistan!'

'Your winnings, Mr. Obama....'

<shaking head>

"round up the usual suspects!"

It occurs to me that someone should remake "Casablanca" but rename it "Kabul":

Capt Renault (aka, the local UN mission chief): what in heaven's name brought you to Kabul?

Rick (an American abroad): my health, I came to Kabul for the waters.

Capt Renault: the waters? what waters? we're in a desert!

Rick: I was misinformed.

[quoting from memory, my apologies for errors]

Sr. Ferrari (aka Pres. Karzai): as the head of all illegal activities in Kabul, I am an influential and respected man.

let's see, Major Strasser as the Taliban's man in Kabul . . .

come to think of it, remaking "Casablanca" would be like wall-papering the Sistine Chapel, so forget it.

Hey, being an old movie buff, you made my day! You have a good memory!

That is still one of the best all around movies ever made.