Say one of obama's daughters gets knocked up at a baseball game when she is 16 years old , as mr. obama himself brought up in front of the Nation.

mr. obama would have the brains of that infant sucked out of its' skull , his firstborn grandchild will not get in the way of obama's plan .

obama is a cold blooded killer , capable of beheading all non-muslims .

He is a preacher of the koran , masquerading as a Christian .

After his sermon in Cairo explaining how mohamed flew up to heaven on a beast which obama was named after, all muslims worldwide were reassured that obama is indeed a muslim .