enter the fray: our reader discussion forum
Search in:
Advanced
View:FlatThreaded
Page 3 of 4 (59 items)   < Previous 1 2 3 4 Next >
This takes a few minutes...Magic Incredible Transformation.
by MasterJay

<link>

Amazing...

Great joke above.

Magic Incredible Transformation.
by denny


Great video MJ.

And now another White Guy / Genie joke (an old one) . .

Two white guys, of limited intelligence, were on a ship that sank in the middle of the ocean. They managed to inflate a rubber life raft and grab a box of provisions before their ship slipped under the surface.


After floating under blazing heat, for 6 days, they ran out of food and water. On the 10th day, bleary eyed and half dead from heat, thirst and starvation, they spotted a small object floating toward them in the water. As it drew near, they were ecstatic to find that it was an old oil lamp (the kind that genies come in).

They grabbed the lamp and rubbed it. Out popped a tired old genie who said, "OK, so you freed me from the stupid lamp, but hey, I've been doing this 3-wishes stuff for a while now and quite frankly, I'm burned out. You guys only get 1 wish and then I'm outta here. Make it a good one."

The first guy, blurted out, without thinking, "Give us all the beer we can drink for the rest of our lives!" "Fine," said the genie, and he instantly turned the entire ocean to beer.

"Great move, Einstein", said the second guy, slapping the first guy in the side of the head. "Now we're gonna have to piss in the boat."

But now it's time for our next COMMERCIAL . . . who said football can't be FUN ?

<link>

d;-)

Re: This takes a few minutes...Magic Incredible Transformation.
by MaryAnne
MasterJay:

<link>

Amazing...

Great joke above.

Ooh,I saw the head move on that one:o)

The last one I saw in LV,I was watching him on stage and he showed up next to me sitting on a motorcycle!

Sorry,guys,what is the score? Is it over yet?

Sorry,guys,what is the score? Is it over yet?
by denny


We're only 1 hour into the Pre-Game Commercials. Another 45 minutes before the real game even STARTS.

Ooops - time for another Commercial . . .

<link>

d;-)

Re: Sorry,guys,what is the score? Is it over yet?
by MaryAnne

Are you telling me the thing has not started yet?

And BTW,MJ. Wulk would tell you they call it Soccer in the UK:o) I have no idea why. Soccer is a game played straight through, not stop and replay every 5 seconds!

Re: Sorry,guys,what is the score? Is it over yet?
by MaryAnne
The guy forgot all about football. And I watched a whole movie during this time!
MaryAnne - Soccer in the UK . .
by denny


Did you see the soccer video I posted above ?

<link>

d;-)

What will the radio station be proving for food?
by denny

<link>

d;-)

Re: MaryAnne - Soccer in the UK . .
by MaryAnne
I have seen a few like that in real life:o)
MaryAnne - it must be a miracle
by denny


there are football players walking onto the field. They may actually start playing football after another 30 minutes of Commercials.

YEP - when I was coaching and Refereeing AYSO Soccer I saw lots of plays like those.

d;-)

Re: MaryAnne - it must be a miracle
by Elaine_

Sorry I have come late to the party! It took me awhile to find my combat boots, green and yellow striped sox, and my pink tutu. My favorite attire for attending the KFDR Radio show. Now I shall check the freezer for Ice cream and other goodies.

Oh yeah, I guess I`d better look for my orange tee shirt to!!

Re: Don't think they're getting QUITE enough pressure on Ben
by MasterJay
to start out...
Don't think they're getting QUITE enough pressure on Ben,
by MasterJay

yet.

Again.

Re: MaryAnne - it must be a miracle
by MaryAnne

Now that I have to see! A pink tutu! You are a colorful soul,Elaine:o)

Watch out guys! Here she comes down the field,toting her ice Cream and loolking like Alf. I just saw him on TV. Forgot how colorful he was.

The mascot all ready to go.Now,if you can just get the players to start the dumb game! And they complain about us watching Soaps!

Re: Ben's not playing cornerback...,
by MasterJay

Warner,can still throw.

Interesting...Brett's the same age,and on paper had as good a team...

Page 3 of 4 (59 items)   < Previous 1 2 3 4 Next >
View as RSS news feed in XML