This is the second video made by Samantha Hennig (?) I've been tortured with, the first being her embarassing experimentation with absinthe. Does anyone give a rat's ass what some sheltered-yet-educated know-nothing-about-life thinks about anything? Slate, are you for real? I know these cost next to nothing to produce, but show us something worthwhile, please. You could find better insight and quality from a high school student.

Henig is cute, giggly, and doesn't have much in the way of substance (at least not where regards vice is concerned). She's the perfect proxy for a bored-housewife audience curious about what happens outside their sanitized cul-de-sacs. What confuses me is I thought Slate had a higher estimate of its typical female viewer/reader's intelligence.

If little miss Samantha wants a taste of the dark side, she can come out to...owowowowow note to self: don't post when the wife's watching! Yes dear, sorry dear...