Very cool, thank you.

You want to know the magnitude of the success of that test?

They would have considered it an incredible success if it had cleared the launchpad. It exceeded their wildest expectations, even their most desperate hopes.

At the end of the day, of all those who're potentially responsible for the LaurieStFreedom pose, at least we know we can safely rule out Ellen and the other charter members of her backstabbing, Fraycentric e-mail coterie, even if they all lied about its existence at first. On its face, it must be some other gang of miscreants, as she suggests.

Plus, why would Honest Ellen even traipse over here to Shameful Conduct in the first place, to hang out, deny responsibility, and hurl mouth-breathing accusations of her own, unless she and her pals had nothing to do with it? That would be plain stupid of her if she were actually complicit. Who's ever heard of a guilty malefactor returning to the scene or the subject-matter of her crime? Nah.....

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