The gentle whining of a bag filled with vinegar and water.

A gas bag such as you might make a sound that approximates a whine but not a container of liquids.

There are many blowhards here, but I'm sure you blow harder.

Another one of your toxic gaseous emissions; of no significance other than it repels humans and attracts flies to your rank presence.

Words from a bacteria in Barack Hussein Obama's large intestine, a life form who breaks-down the raw material of his Statist screed, and delivers a waste-product of eloquence this campaign season.

You are a bacterium in a sewage treatment plant. Your diet consists of lies, right wing bullshit, and pretend libertarian rhetoric. Fortunately, the toxic sludge that you produce has been isolated and can no longer pollute the political ecosystem.

Those are some bold words, given the flaccid opinions that preceded you, and the prolapsed logic that follows behind.

Now I understand your need for universal health care, and the Kelo vs New London mentality that would pay for it. That, combined with a military posture mirroring your own, makes me wonder that a nation founded by brave souls could produce such a specimen.

Sorry it took so long to get back to you … some of us have friends and jobs …

"Friends" - is that what you call the clones around you after you split? Your diet gives a whole new meaning to shit-eating grin.

Oh, Pookie -- save your abject, victimized cornholing for your boss. He won't think any more of you, but he certainly couldn't think less of you. Now, skip back to work.

After Rep Mark Foley and Sen Larry Craig, your Gay Old Party just does not have that homophobic street cred. But keep up with the third grade schoolyard taunts, Rove-troll!

And a happy Soviet Gulag of Community & Cornholing to you too, student revolutionary.

Maybe you can get Pastor Ted Haggard to give the opening prayer at the next meeting of the Log Cabin Republicans that you attend.

Let's pull that ol' log from your posterior as the starting ceremony.

No, you are mixing up the gay skinheads with the Log Cabin Republicans. You are just going to too many meetings.

I'd say your condition was congenital, but sans genitals is more like it.