La Residencia in Deia, Mallorca.

I think we're expected to get all hair-pully and caterwauly now, but I'm thinking it's pretty apparent that I should be your ghostwriter, since the only way my material gets noticed is with your nick on it.

bikinins and jello for everyone.

I want a really high wig, and shiny stilletoes, and a slinky evening gown, covered in blue and silver sequins. Topazz would look better in red, I think.

As I recall, both Krystal and Alexis were really the only ones with any brains at all on that show. Alas, my vacuous reputation here (hi appy) forever relegates me to SammyJo status, unfortunately.

In a fair world, your "hit the nail" post would have been recognized over my throwaway one. (Not meant for you, but for the denizens who rose up in protest)

question to ask fraysters, who've been just about everywhere, almost.

I've stayed at a few really nice hotels, lots of tourist ones, pensions and pensiones, but my most favourite of all are cozy gasthauser, B&Bs.

The nicest hotel I've stayed at is Brown's Hotel in Mayfair, but my favourites are the much smaller hotels, usually on the second floor of some massive old neo-baroque building with huge, high-ceilinged rooms and a big breakfast room with the ambiance that I imagined from reading Christopher Isherwood's descriptions of Berlin life in "Goodbye to Berlin".

If you can't beat 'em...