This is one of those, "ahem, I am so clever, so very very clever" pieces. Only it isn't, it is really stupid. I cannot fathom who thought this was worth putting up on slate. Please, post something about Sarah Palin's hair for goodness sake, it would be an article containing more substance. (Speaking of containing-- what is she hiding up there in that ginormous bun??)

I, for one, am a liberal. I also adore highly ornate structured gardens.


So your supposition is wrong.