August, to reach the crack Technical Support
by
Inkberrow
08/18/2008, 8:32 PM #
staffers, one must follow the correct protocol. Have you already requested a Central Services Form 287 Stroke BFD? Complete the form in triplicate, making sure the carbons are properly inserted, and return one copy to Central Services, one to Information Retrieval, and one to Department of Records. In the meantime, enjoy the banners and clickthroughs celebrating the salubrious advent of Cisco's Human Network and its Washington Post Corporate Partners. Remember, Everything's Better....With New Technology!
Even though it seems the error message you've complained of is chronic and apparently unnoticed by Slate tech staffers, one day you will receive an unexpected message via e-mail from one "Pat Stack", or "Chantay Mooers", requesting additional data about the problem you claim exists. You will know it's an authorized tech-staff query if it's supercilious, and accompanied by the official Slate Tech Staff icon, an almost laughably long-billed reddish-orange ballcap. Don't even dream of accepting assistance from a freelance technician, no matter how interested and responsive he or she appears to be. By providing quick, linear responses to technical glitches, these freelancers, little more than terrorists, subvert the great Network which treats us all as equals. We're (not) All In This Together!