Barracksuckers: It could be used to describe anyone who regularly fellates Barrack, whether in real life (Michelle Obama) or figuratively, but I think it's best reserved for the type of professional media fellatrix who would write a column about lame "Obamaisms" in the first place. It's a word that naturally describes guys like Chris Wilson, Wolf Blitzer or Chris Matthews -- anyone who shamelessly drops to their knees in the hopes that Obama'll unzip parallel to their manpleaser and allow for some unabashed, full-lipped Barracksucking. But please, fellas, don't forget to wipe your chins afterwards. Unless of course you like to wear your tick, gooey Barrackulate as a badge of honor. Something tells me you do.

Eh. Barack. That's what happens on two hours' sleep. Slate writers: "This guy's trying to poke fun at us when he can't even spell His Majesty's First Name correctly? He must be even more retarded than Gee Dubya Boosh. This radicchio is just fabulous, isn't it? Mmmm. Let's listen to some NPR."

B. Hussein Obama