well maybe a few, for starters:

if you call logging onto an unprotected wifi AP trespassing, does that mean going to myspace and looking at public profiles is trespassing, too? how about walking into a school when its unlocked to get some information from the office?

and how about:

idiots these days...they're so...whats the word? oh yeah, idiotic.

sorry im a jerk, but seriously...

thats the end of my "no comment. "