The only image of me that comes up in a Google image search of my first and last name is a years old snapshot of my wife and I holding wineglasses and squinting. It's horrible, and I'd never put it online myself. But the Internet doesn't leave you with much control over your privacy, sadly. Sure I could call my inlaws who posted it and ask them to take it down, but they would think I'm even weirder than they already do.

Oh, there's some guy who spells his name a little different form mine, but who comes up due to a photo caption typo. He's blowing out smoke and looks like a complete scumball.

And I'm applying for some jobs this month. Oh well.