How about sending them books on "How to be a KBR Success", "How to have a Successful Ebay Business", "The Bush Empire Inc.", Everything you wanted to know about Ameritrade", "Making money with Time Shares", "I got mine doing Amway", "How to enhance your Sex life", "How to lose 50 lbs and become a Millionare in just One Week!", and the list could go on & on.

I mean isn't this what American democracy is all about? Sex, Sales, Power, Flash, and Deception?

It's about family values, flags of our fathers, Mom, apple pie and sweet little girls. Sweet little girls who play on swingsets and swing high enough so you can see their white cotton underp.... ahem. I digress.

It's about God and guns and blood and guts. The kind of blood and guts you seen in those killer-slasher movies where some guy in a hockey mask kidnaps an innocent teenage couple and tortures them so you get to see lots of blood and guts and maybe, just maybe, some white cotton underp.... Ah, well, I think you get the idea.

Is this a great country, or what?