..right here in my pants.

Really, eyerolling is not analysis. And if you need a complete cowboy costume with lasso and a supposedly understanding boyfriend to exactly express your thought, then maybe your thought really isn't all that well thought out.

Furthermore, there needs to be a special place in hell for those writers who like to 'rope in' their special others to support their lame writing. And dammit, my wife agrees with me--don't you, honey? (She just said yes with our special sign--fist cocked and biceps grabbed.)