While we all know Slate has sold out to Microslop, what about us out there that use non-Microsoft programs? How's about Firefox and Eudora? The first two items on the list in this column are only for MicroUsers. They mean absolutely diddly to someone like me.

That being said, I have to say I haven't had a virus in a few years now, and the worst security alert I've had from AdAware is simple tracking cookies, which means I accidently clicked Allow instead of Deny. I do hope it stays this way.