20 Top Reasons West Virginians Will Vote for Hillary.
by
john adkisson
05/11/2008, 11:01 PM #
I know West Virginia and it's not like the rest of the country. Although there is a small chance of winning it back in November, both Democrats and Republicans are hopeless. I have always wondered how Jay Rockefeller survives. He must be a political genius. (Is he on anyone's short list for VP?)
Anyway, here are the 20 most common reasons cited by West Viginians for voting for Hillary:
1. I heard he was Muslim.
2. His wife's an atheist.
3. He's a terrorist.
4. He snorts coke.
5. He's an elitist because he's anti-gun and anti-religion.
6. He and his church plan to take over the country with "the blacks."
7. Al Qaeda has endorsed him.
8. How did Obama get into Harvard?
9. How does anyone get out of high school?
10. Hillary is a coal miner's daughter. My aunt told me so.
11. Obama isn't "one of us."
12. Obama thinks he's a "higher-type people." The nerve.
13. Obama is not "electobull" cause other folks (not me) won't vote for a Africkan.
14. Bill Clinton came by and said he never slept with that woman, and that's good enough for me.
15. Obama will confiscate our flag pins. Never mind we don't have any.
16. Obama gives the one finger salute to our flag and has pledged alliegance to Kenya.
17. His wife hates America.
18. His preacher hates America.
19. His mother married a black guy.
20. He's not a white-blooded, I mean full-blooded American hero like McCain...oh we're talking about Hillary. Her too. She served in Vietnam didn't she?