A man went to see his doctor.
"You need to stop masturbating," the doctor said.
The man asked, "Why?"
The doctor replied, "Because I'm trying to examine you!"
ok, the joke made me giggle.
unebug made me laugh
Oh, Holy Freaking Shit!!
Unebug did steal the show on this one.
I gotta agree with April here.
a horse walks into a bar
the bartender says "no, why the long face?"
ba da bing!
A skeleton walks into a bar and says:
"I'll have a beer........and a mop."
Two guys walk into a bar....the third guy ducks.
Speaking of ducks....a duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Did you know your pants are down?"
GROAN!!! is right.
Um Unebug, is it normal for someone to carry out uh application of direct sexual stimulus to oneself while being examined?